Fabio vs. George Clooney – The Beauty Brawl

According to TMZ, two ladies won a contest to have dinner with Fabio in a swanky-swank restaurant.  The ladies began snapping pics of each other with the man when, to their surprise, a man at a table behind them began flashing the finger in each picture in a clear attempt to ruin the shot.  Who was the man?  George Clooney!  Clearly he was a bit jealous that the attention wasn’t all on him (or on him at all).  Fabio asked him to stop the shenanigans and Clooney snapped back something to the effect of “shutup”.  Fabio stepped, then Clooney stepped and they began pushing and shoving like the manly men they are(?)

Clooney fled and Fabio fumed.  The ladies got a lot more than they bargained for and now have made statements publicly about how Clooney tried to ruin their night.  One said that Clooney isn’t even fit to clean the dirt from Fabio’s boots.  The other said that, “Its not ALWAYS about you, George.”

Ain’t that the truth…

Does Anyone Understand How To Play World of Warcraft?

OK.  I bought the game and made a night elf and have been wandering around killing squirrels and ferrets.  How do I get to the nuts of this game?  What is the point?  I’m not going to go buy a book and study this.  There must be something I am missing.  It’s a cool game with cool graphics and a great interface.  But how do you make something HAPPEN?  I feel like it’s just like Second Life with weapons.  Is there nothing more to this than wandering around killing things?  I need help because it seems like it could be very cool if I could figure it out.  Help me!  If you know what to do, leave some advice here for all of us.  I can’t be the only one who is confused by this…

-NE

Who Is The Best College Football Coach Ever?

Of course this is a rhetorical question.  Bobby Bowden is the best and Paterno is a close second.  I guess I may be a bad person to report on this considering that I went to Florida State and love Bowden dearly.  Although the recruiting and the team as a whole has suffered over the past 5 years, Florida State is always formidable and churns out great NFL stars.  This is a direct result of Bowden’s leadership and high standard of behavior for his players.  I remember him benching Laveranues Coles and Peter Warrick for the Miami game (HUGE  GAME) because of questionable off-the-field shenanigans.

Bowden is the best.  Go ‘Noles!

Bobby Bowden

GREAT Joke I Found On BeConfused.com

Who Make The Best Patients For Surgeons?

The 1st surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The 2nd responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.”

The 3rd surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The 4th surgeon chimes in, “You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end & if the job takes longer than you said it would, no big deal.”

But the 5th surgeon topped them all.

“You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, & no spine. And on top of that, the head & the ass are interchangeable.”

Thanks to BeConfused.com Check ’em out!