I write about a lot of poop on this site. It is amazing that, other than my coverage on Thompson, the Goat Haiku has been hunted down and searched for by almost 1000 people now. So, I will print it again with some new tags to help others gain access to my tribute to the fine art of the Haiku. Enjoy.
The Mountain Goat
Oh brave, furry goat
Stands alone, cold like the air
Here is warm penis.