I was riveted by insomnia, then by learning about how to get Katie Holmes’ haircut (it’s so easy!) The Insider was on and I suddenly was gripped by the true agony of insomnia. Yup, the terrible late-night programming on TV.But it was not all for naught. I was delighted when, during coverage of a tiger attack at Melanie Griffith’s home (they’re, ummm NOT supposed to be kept as pets Mel…) I was given a yummy morsel of celebrity stupidity (the best kind!). The only problem is that I didn’t recognize the little heirhead that said this, but the quote on the matter was.
“I knew it all along. The whole thing was like a loaded gun waiting to happen.”
I know! Those guns get very dangerous when they happen. Nouns rarely do, you know. Trees happen and s*it happens. Sometimes barley happens, but everything ALWAYS happens!
Thanks for the bullet in my arsenal of dumb. Yay! Please God help me sleep!