HOAX! Balloon Boy Falcon in Colorado HOAX! Revoke This Couple’s Breeding License

“Did you hear him yelling for you , Falcon?” asked Wolf Blitzer, who somehow had allotted an hour to interview and cover this “breaking” story.

“Why didn’t you come out?” asked the psychotic Dad

“Ummmm, because you said it was for a show…” said Falcon

I wanted to post this as soon as I found out about this. I will keep updated you as I uncover more this evening.

Ummmm, I think we should fine them, banish them, and sterilize them. Dirty gene pool. Celebrity-addicted psychopaths,

More of this embarrassment to come…

-NE

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